(Giles' bathroom)

SPIKE: (Yells) Come on, now! It's telly time!

(Giles is on the phone. The answering machine for Buffy and Willow picks up)

Machine: "This is Buffy and Willow. We're not in right now, so please leave a message."

GILES: Oh, uh, Willow.. It's Giles. Um.. I thought you were bringing the ingredients for that spell? I really have to-

SPIKE: (v.o.) "Passions" is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll-

GILES: (Yells to Spike) You'll do what? Lick me to death? (back into phone) Look, uh.. Willow.. I think we ought to try the spell. Among other things, I'd like to shower sometime today. Alone.

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written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Collie. (Paranoia@slayme.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/65somethingblue.html