TONY: And don't forget to water my plants.

BENNY: Sure thing.

TONY: And talk to them. They like that.

(Angel steps up next to Benny wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt and white hat.)

ANGEL: Hi! This is exciting, isn't it? I just love boat trips.

TONY: Who's the mook?

ANGEL: Herb Saunders, Baltimore.

BENNY: (to Tony) It's Herb Saunders.

ANGEL: Cripes, the freeways you people have in this town. I've been driving around in circles all day. But the brochure did say "boats leaving every two hours".

BENNY: I think you're still lost.

ANGEL: That's not the boat to Catalina?

BENNY: No.

ANGEL: Are you sure? I could have sworn the ticket said Pier 39. It's here somewhere. I just had it.

BENNY: Come on, get out of here.

TONY: Benny, I don't like that guy.

ANGEL: (drops Benny with a hard left) It's the hat, wasn't it? I knew the hat was too much.

(The other muscle attacks Angel, Tony runs, but the police arrive.)

KATE: (aims gun) Hi, Tony.

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written by: Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited & formatted for this site by Ann. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/06_tran.shtml