(Merl's lair, he enters and is beaten up.)

MERL: Jeez, you got to be kidding me! Swear I didn't rat on you, Angel. I didn't say nothing to that guy! Ow!

LILAH: Shut up, Merl.

(The W&H flunky lets go of him.)

MERL: Well, Jeez. Does everybody know where I live? Got to get myself a new lair.

LILAH: Merl? Lilah. Now that we're past the pleasantries, we've heard you do favors for Angel. We'd like to know what those favors are.

MERL: Hey, I don't go selling out of my pals. How much you're gonna pay?

LILAH: I think you'll find our offer (A flunky hits Merl) competitive.

MERL: Ow. I would have taken a credit card.

LILAH: Merl.

MERL: Okay, okay, okay. Down Fluffy! Jeez. Ahh, last couple of days I've been following this girl.

LILAH: What girl?

• Angel & Merl
• Funnies

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