the gang interrupts Anya working from Beneath You (Season 7) | Next Clip in Episode |
(At the Bronze)
YOUNG WOMAN: And it's not just the fact that he cheated. It's the way he cheated, you know? I mean we could have talked. I could have handled it.
ANYA: Uh-huh. I get it. Go on.
YOUNG WOMAN: You know what he is? He's spineless. Yeah, that's it, he's like this spineless little pig. And you know what I wish?
ANYA: God, do I want to!.
(fade to black. Commercial. resume)
ANYA: You were saying...
YOUNG WOMAN: Um, I want more quesadillas.
ANYA: Before that.
YOUNG WOMAN: A margarita.
ANYA: After that.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, yeah. God, my boyfriend's spineless, and he should just--you know, he should just be spineless for real.
ANYA: No spine. Got it. I can do that.
YOUNG WOMAN: What do you mean?
ANYA: See, honey, what I'm driving us towards here is sometimes, don't you just wish that-- Oh, penis!
XANDER:(to Nancy) Is this the one you talked to?
ANYA:(to young woman) I tell you what--why don't we put a pin in it? Why don't you get yourself a drink, and we'll pick it up in a few, OK?
ANYA: You guys, I am working here.
BUFFY: We noticed.
SPIKE: That's why we're here.
XANDER: Riiiight. Did you turn this nice lady's ex into a giant worm-monster?
ANYA:(laughs) Yes.
NANCY: No way. Are you saying that thing was Ronnie?
ANYA: You wish it, I dish it. I thought we were clear on this. I didn't think you were going to go all narc on me.
BUFFY: You wished your ex was a worm?
NANCY: Well, we were just talking.
XANDER: Anya has a way of making things happen.
ANYA: I had a quota; the guy had it coming. What's the big?
NANCY: I think I'm gonna be sick.
BUFFY: Anya, that thing you created burst through solid pavement and ate her dog.
ANYA: (squeaks) Ooh, puppy!
XANDER: Wait, that gets your sad noise? People's lives are in danger, and you give it up for the Yorkie?
ANYA: You never understood me, Xander.
NANCY: Xander, who is this woman?
XANDER: Anya, she's, um, Anya. My ex.
NANCY: Oh.
ANYA: Hey, nobody's bragging here.
SPIKE: (stopping Anya from leaving) Ah, ah, ah...
ANYA: Hey, hands off the merchandise. Spike, you don't get to go there again.
SPIKE: Please. I've already forgotten about our little time together.
NANCY: I thought you were Xander's ex-girlfriend.
ANYA: I am.
NANCY: But you and Spike...
ANYA: Had a thing.
SPIKE: Didn't last.
NANCY: But weren't you Buffy--
SPIKE: Briefly.
BUFFY: Never serious.
NANCY: Is there anyone here that hasn't slept together?
(Xander and Spike exchange a glance and then look away from each other too quickly.)
ANYA: Look, at least we're all bipeds, which is more than I can say for Ronnie, the worm boy.
BUFFY: OK, guys, can we focus here for just a second? Anya, this is Ronnie. OK? He wasn't a worm. Worms are like this big. This thing was like --
SPIKE: Sluggoth demon. Am I right?
ANYA: Maybe.
NANCY: Wait, I didn't wish for that. I mean, I don't even know what this whatchamacallit demon thing is.
SPIKE: Sluggoth demon. It's a very large, very nasty, natural predator who died around the crusades.
ANYA: Same phylum. It's not cheating, I just embellished.
XANDER: Well, you can un-embellish now.
ANYA: Bite me, Harris. I have rules to work with. Vengeance demon codes of conduct. But you'll never understand 'cause you're all still so... human.
written by: Douglas Petrie; Originally transcribed by: CariCranberry. Action descriptions & formatting edited by me.. Full transcript at:
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