ANYA: I doubt he'd remember me. I was just a silly young thing. I mean, like seven hundred or so. But he did say that this guy I cursed was doomed forever, which was really sweet, don't you think?

XANDER: Adorable.

ANYA: It was a great spell. I made this jerk incredibly fat, like a human minivan.

ANYA: (v.o) You should just mention my name if you see him again.

XANDER: Or better yet, why don't you just go sit on top of a crypt and flaunt your neck cleavage until Dracula shows up? Then you two can talk private.

ANYA: Oh please, don't tell me you're jealous.

XANDER: Oh no, just because you're panting over the guy.

ANYA: I am not panting. Now stop being silly. I'll see you tomorrow. (Smooch)

XANDER: You don't wanna come back to my place?

ANYA: It's whites day, remember? The bleach smell makes me nauseous.

XANDER: Fine. I suppose Dracula doesn't use bleach, huh? He's a darks-only man.

• Xander & Anya

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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