Xander to Buffy: Spike in love with you? it's funnier if it's true! from Crush (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Xander & Buffy are investigating the crime scene on the train)
XANDER: So, tell me again what we're looking for?
BUFFY: Clues.
XANDER: Ooooh-kay.
XANDER: Could you give me a clue about what kind of clues?
BUFFY: Something. Anything. Just wanna know this was a vamp attack. If it was, how many we're talking about.
XANDER: Well, Sunnydale's finest didn't ... leave us a lot of stuff to examine ... who knows how many people have traipsed through here.
(Buffy is thinking about something else.)
BUFFY: Xander?
XANDER: What?
BUFFY: Never mind... I-it's just that ... Dawn ... said that...
XANDER: Yeah?
BUFFY: Forget it.
XANDER: Buffy!
BUFFY: She thinks that ... she said that ... Spike's in love with me.
(Xander frowns for a second, then bursts out laughing. )
BUFFY: I'm not joking.
XANDER: (still laughing) Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true.
BUFFY: I'm serious. Xander, this is serious!
XANDER: All right.
(After a moment he snickers and begins laughing again.)
BUFFY: It's creepy.
XANDER: No. Not creepy. 'Cause it's not real! I mean, how upset can you really get over one of Spike's ... fevered daydreams that's not gonna happen?
BUFFY: I guess.
written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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