ANYA: So that leaves me and the dungeon master in the north hall.

ANDREW: We will defend it with our very lives.

ANYA: Yes, we will defend it with his very life.

XANDER: And don?t be afraid to use him as a human shield.

ANYA: Good, yes! Thanks.

ANDREW: I just want to say how proud I am to die for this very special cause with you guys. (tearfully reading prepared speech) There?s some people I?d like to thank, both good and evil A shout-out to my brother Tucker who gave me the inspiration to summon demons and also?

ANYA: (yanking him away) Nobody cares, ya little monkey.

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written by: Joss Whedon; original transcript by Buffy vs Angel. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://ww3.buffy-vs-angel.com/buffy_tran_144.shtml