SPIKE: That was bloody stupid.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: What's the matter? Ashamed to be seen with me? Come on. He had no idea I was here. This is perfect.

SPIKE: Perfect for you.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Well, picture me confused. I thought this was what you wanted.

SPIKE: (annoyed) What I want... This vanishing act's right liberating for you, innit? Go anywhere you want. Do anything you want. Or anyone.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: What are you talking ab-

SPIKE: The only reason you're here, is that you're not here.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Right. Of course, as usual there's something wrong with Buffy. She came back all wrong. You know, I didn't ask for this to happen to me.

SPIKE: Not too put off by it though, are you?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: No! Maybe because for the first time since ... I'm free. Free of rules and reports ... free of this life.

SPIKE: Free of life? Got another name for that. Dead.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Why do you always have to ... (pouty) I thought we were having fun.

SPIKE: Yeah, now! But sooner or later your chums are gonna work out a way to bring you back to living color. You need to go. Get dressed if you can find your clothes, and push off. 'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather- (stops, looks down) Okay, that's cheating.

• Buffy & Spike

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffy-vs-angel.com/buffy_tran_111.shtml