GUNN: (to phone) If you see Fred, could you have her call me? Charles Gunn, two N's. Yes, that's my real name. Just—please, have her call me.

LORNE: (to phone) Well it might take a couple days. You're fifth on the bleeding walls list. You know what, spritz it with a little 409. We'll get back to you. (hangs up) Hey, no word yet?

GUNN: Nobody's seen her.

LORNE: Well, maybe she ducked and covered when our feathered friends went kamikaze.

GUNN: You good here? I'm gonna drive around, see if I can—I'm just gonna drive.

LORNE: Let the machine work it's mechanical magic. C'mon. I'll hang my head out the window, see if I can pick up the Burkle vibe.

GUNN: You can do that?

LORNE: Um, no, but it sounds comforting, and I could use the air.

(Gunn and Lorne start toward the exit, but Wesley has just come in the front doors. )

WESLEY: It is a bit ripe in here. I'd suggest opening a window, but—

GUNN: Fred's not here.

WESLEY: Didn't ask.

GUNN: Didn't have to.

WESLEY: Since you brought it up, where is she?

GUNN: Not your business.

LORNE: Hey, uh, call me kooky-pants, but maybe we could save the three rounds until after the Chuck Heston Plague-A-Thon cools off.

WESLEY: You've noticed the increase in paranormal activities?

LORNE: Yeah, you stepped in some on your way in. Birds, rats, blood—the Ghostbuster lines have been ringing off the hook.

WESLEY: I've been tracking similar reports. (sighs) Maybe if we pool our data—

GUNN: Go pool yourself. I'm gonna find my girlfriend.

ANGEL: (arrives) No you're not. If we don't' stop what's coming, it won't matter where Fred is, or any of us.

• Gunn & Fred
• Wesley & Gunn

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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