XANDER: Ah, the dreaded five-par cuckoo clock. Ha! So many have come, so few have conquered.

JOYCE: That picnic was delicious. You know how rare it is to find a man that cooks?

Ted: I know I've been looking a long time for one. So, Buffy, I bet the boys are lined up around the block tryin' to get a date with you.

BUFFY: Not really.

WILLOW: Oh, they are, but she's only interested in... uh, her studies! 'Book-cracker Buffy', it's kind of her nickname.

Ted: Well, glad to hear it. I bet that means your grades will be picking up soon.

BUFFY: My grades? (to Joyce) How does he know about my grades?

JOYCE: I told him. He wants to know everything about you. He's concerned. That's a good thing. Ooo, nice shot, Ted!

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/23ted.html