Spike to Angel: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments. from A Hole in the World (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
SPIKE: Fuss, fuss. The thing was about to strike. It was on your back. What was I supposed to do?
(Spike has apparantly rammed a sword right through Angel to kill a demon bug on his other side. The sword, and the demon bug, are still stuck to Angel as he walks around, bitching)
ANGEL: Ask me to turn around.
SPIKE: Heat of battle. There wasn't time.
ANGEL: You just like stabbing me.
SPIKE: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
ANGEL: You know, we only asked you along 'cause we felt sorry for you.
SPIKE: If it weren't for me, you'd be bug food, so stop winging.
FRED: Angel?
ANGEL: Ah, I'll be all right.
FRED: No, I just want the bug. It's in pretty good shape, and I'd like to take it back to the lab. I always like a new specimen.
written by: Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x15_tran.php