XANDER: Oh, gosh, Jack, man, are, are you okay? I am really sorry about that. But your car came out of nowhere.

Jack: I was parked.

XANDER: Exactly. Look, I can cover the damages. I don't have insurance in the strictest sense of the word, but I have a little money. The important thing is that we're alright and we can work this out like two reasonable...

Jack pulls out a very long hunting knife and holds it up.

XANDER: ...frontiersmen.

Jack: Where do you want it?

XANDER: What?

Jack: Where do you want it?

XANDER: I'm fairly certain I don't want it at all, but, uh, thank you.

Lysette: Wow. Cool knife.

XANDER: Yeah. Great knife. Although I think, uh, it may technically be a, a sword.

Jack: She's called 'Katie'.

XANDER: You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you. Listen, I think we should be going.

Jack: (jeeringly) Are you scared?

XANDER: (shakily) Would that make you happy?

Jack: Your woman looking on, you can't stand up to me? Don't you feel pathetic?

XANDER: (nervously) Mostly I feel Katie.

Jack: You know what the difference between you and me is?

XANDER: Again... Katie's springing to mind.

Jack: Fear. Who has the least fear.

XANDER: And it has nothing to do with who has the big, sharp...

Suddenly Jack slaps the knife into Xander's hand and steps back, taunting him to fight.

Jack: Come on.

Lysette: I wanna go for a drive. I'm bored.

XANDER: (sarcastically) Oh, gee, I'm really sorry my life-and-death situation isn't *exciting* enough for you...

Police Officer: Hey!

Police Officer: What's goin' on?

Jack: Nothing. Just rasslin'.

Police Officer: O'Toole. What a surprise. (to Xander) He attack you?

XANDER: No. Just blowing off steam. (grins) Two guys rasslin'. But not in a gay way.

Police Officer: Do it somewhere else, huh?

(office leaves) XANDER: What?

Jack: That was alright. Could've narc'd on me. Didn't do it. That's decent of you. I like you.

XANDER: (still nervous) Yay?

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/47zeppo.html