WARREN: Connery is Bond. He had style.

JONATHAN: Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny.

WARREN: Moonraker? The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It's retarded. Besides, the guy had, like, no edge.

ANDREW: Dalton had edge. In Licence to Kill he was a rogue agent. That's edgy. And he was amazing in The Living Daylights.

JONATHAN: Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton!

WARREN: Okay, this is stupid! We're wasting time. End of discussion. (beat) I mean, there's a shot of like *pigeons*, doing double-takes when the gondola blasted by! Moonraker ... is inexcusable.

(...)

WARREN: Connery is the only actor of the bunch.

ANDREW: Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and (yells) beat Sean Connery over the head with it!

WARREN: (grimly) Okay, that's it. (they scuffle)

JONATHAN: Hey! Stop it! Guys! (Sees Buffy approaching in the monitors) Look!

ANDREW: Oh, she's coming over here! What do we do?

WARREN: Jonathan, grab your magic bone! (they giggle)

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html