GUNN: Hey, I spoke with Sebassis' people. Explained what I could.

ANGEL: So what do we got? Lawsuit? Demon war?

GUNN: No. It seems like they enjoy a little blood sport at their social functions. Looks like we're OK.

ANGEL: We're not OK. We've been so focused on the dangers outside that we didn't see the ones within. This place is trying to change us, Gunn. We can't ever forget that.

GUNN: Pretty damn good party, though. I'll see you tomorrow— well, today, but later. Oh, and your chair.

ANGEL: What?

GUNN: Don't sit in it. I already called janitorial.

ANGEL: Why can't I—

(Spike & Angel peer behind Angel's desk to see the chair)

SPIKE: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!

GUNN: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy?

SPIKE: What, the Lorne thing? Wore off. I just think that's bloody fabulous!

ANGEL: All right, guys, good night. Let Lorne get some sleep, all right? (to Spike) Out.

SPIKE: All right. Just this once.

• Angel & Gunn
• Angel & Spike
• Funnies

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x05_tran.php