CORDELIA: Oh, Wesley!

WESLEY: I got your pages. What's happening?

CORDELIA: I think I may have done something terrible. I went shopping with Rebecca.

WESLEY: And that was terrible?

CORDELIA: Huh? No! That was fantastic! You know they close off stores for her? Oh, and lunch at Mirabelle! I had the most to-die-for veal filet with a light truffle marinade, and --

WESLEY: Cordelia.

CORDELIA: Oh, sorry. Anyway, the whole time Rebecca is real gabby, asking questions about Angel.

WESLEY: Well, what sort of questions?

CORDELIA: Oh, you know -- where does Angel hail from, what's his favorite color, what kind of aftershave he wears, the exact specific details on how someone could make themselves into a vampire.

WESLEY: Surely you don't think --

CORDELIA: What? That she'd try to maneuver Angel into an exchange of bodily fluids in order to make herself eternally young and beautiful, thus saving her failing career? Gee, now that you mention it.

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