(Angel, Spike, Wes & Gunn cruise in one of Angel's shiny convertables)

GUNN: Still not sure why blondie ghost tagged along.

SPIKE: Not much choice really, is there? Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

WESLEY: Yeah, remind me again how you ended up in the front seat.

SPIKE: Called shotgun, mate.

WESLEY: (looks at his shotgun) Oh. I thought we were doing a weapons check.

GUNN: (looks at his axe) Nothin' wrong with that. We may need these bad boys if we're going up against some Mexican day of the dead heart-suckin' monster.

WESLEY: Angel, the church we're looking for is about half a mile—

(Angel suddenly jerks the steering wheel, sending the car spinning to a stop. Without a word, he exits the car, leaving the other three sitting in surprise)

SPIKE: Always was a bit of a drama queen.

• Spike's ghosthood

written by: Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x06_tran.php