BUFFY: The hell with this. (goes to her window, only to find it's nailed shut) She nailed it shut. Well, it's official, this day can't get any worse.

Ted: Beg to differ.

BUFFY: You died.

Ted: That's right, little lady, you killed me. Do we have something to say about that? Are we sorry?

BUFFY: What are you?

Ted: I'm a salesman! That's what you should've remembered. No matter how you put him down...a good salesman always bounces back! You see I had to shut down for a while to get you off my back. You should've seen the intern's face when I got up off the table, it was a hoot! Fun's over, though.

(they struggle)

Ted: That wasn't playing fair, missy! You're gonna find... Hell of a day! Makes you feel like you're eighteen again! ...that I don't like being disobeyed! Don't worry about me and your mother. We're gonna be very happy!

(leaves Buffy unconscious)

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/23ted.html