(enters Angel's office to find him sitting at his desk)

LORNE: Angel. It's a graveyard out there, and all the guests wanna meet the new guy in charge.

ANGEL: Look, Lorne, I—I— I have things. I'm busy. I'm brooding.

(Lorne turns to see the television is on)

LORNE: Oh, you're watching hockey!

ANGEL: Yeah, but my team is losing.

LORNE: Get up off your keister and get out there! I can't steer this ship of fools by my lonesome! I just can't do it! I—

(Lorne groans and rubs his temples in pain as his frustration escalates)

ANGEL: Lorne?

LORNE: Let's boogie, sweet tart!

(in the lobby)

LORNE: Well, so over there we have the Britzai representatives. We can get to them later. Oh, and there's the elder of the Fell Brotherhood. Come on, let's go say hi!

• Angel & Lorne (the Host)
• Funnies

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x05_tran.php