Buffy: Husband? Wife? Not code names? from As You Were (Season 6) | Next Clip in Episode |
SAM: (to Riley) Hey there. (to Buffy) What exactly are you doing with my husband?
BUFFY: (to Riley) Husband? (to Sam) Wife. And ... those aren't code names like Big Dog or Falcon or... I didn't think so.
RILEY: Buffy, meet Sam. Sam, Buffy.
SAM: (sincerely) Pleasure.
BUFFY: Demon. (demon's up)
SAM: (grins) Mine. (attacks it)
BUFFY: She's good.
RILEY: She's a special one.
BUFFY: How long have you been married?
RILEY: Four months almost.
BUFFY: Mazel tov. Any children?
RILEY: Buffy, I meant to tell you. When the time was right. She caught up to us a hell of a lot faster than I would've guessed possible. She does that.
BUFFY: So, you-you guys do this often, you know, the whole ... husband-and-wife tag- team demon fighting thing?
RILEY: Yeah, it's what brought us together. I almost feel sorry for the Suvolte. But not quite. (goes to help Sam)
BUFFY: Call this your wedding gift. (breaks the demon's neck) So, guess that's mission accomplished.
RILEY: She killed it.
SAM: Oh, honey ... That's okay.
BUFFY: Okay? Wait ... you guys have been tracking this thing as a couple for two days straight, and you ... did want it dead, right? Oh.
SAM: Let me guess. Captain Can-Do over here forgot to mention that this was a homing operation. But it's nice to finally meet you, by the way. Knife.
(Riley gives her a large knife.)
BUFFY: What is a homing operation?
RILEY: It's my fault. I should have explained.
BUFFY: That would have saved me some ... trouble.
SAM: (slitting the demon open) Damn. We're too late. Finn ... how could you recruit the Slayer without filling her in on the objective?
BUFFY: That'd be my question.
SAM: (teasing) If we weren't under severe time constraints I'd seriously think about ripping you a new one.
RILEY: (smirking) Stand down, soldier.
BUFFY: He's your boss, too?
SAM: (smirking) Oh, he wishes. We better regroup. Buffy, I hate to impose further, but ... you got a safe house?
BUFFY: I, I have a house. I-I think it's safe. Sometimes you can't even leave.
RILEY: (to Sam) I know the way. (to Buffy) And I'll fill you in. On everything.
written by: Douglas Petrie; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
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