BUFFY: (ready to stake Holden) See? You're dead. That enough of a moment for ya?

HOLDEN: OK. But are you killing me because I'm evil or because you opened up?

BUFFY: Uhh! What is wrong with you?

HOLDEN: Nothing. I got no worries. I'm dead. The biggest thing on my mind is whether or not Tricia Waldman came to my funeral or not. Do you remember her? Ohh?biteable.

BUFFY: See, this is what I hate about you vampires. Sex and death and love and pain?it's all the same damn thing to you.

HOLDEN: Well, you know it's?it's kind of a guy thing. We talk about nailing a girl, there's all this?

BUFFY: No, it is not the same. With vampires, it is completely? Believe me, I know.

HOLDEN: Oh, my God!

BUFFY: Oh, your God what?

HOLDEN: Oh, well, you know, not *my* God, because I defy him and all of his works, but?Does he exist? Is there word on that, by the way?

BUFFY: Nothing solid.

HOLDEN: Oh. I keep getting off topic because my mind is racing here. All right. I'll make a deal with you. We fight. To the death. Great. That last fight was just exhilarating. And I actually had a move coming up to block that stake. But you have to answer one question, and if I'm right, I get to ask anything?no secrets, no defensiveness, anything I want to know.

BUFFY: What's your question?

HOLDEN: Your last relationship?was it with a vampire?

• Buffy's Love Life in general

written by: Jane Espenson & Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/129_tran.php