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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| The Anne Rice routine from School Hard (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
SPIKE: Angelus!
ANGEL: Spike!
SPIKE: I'll be damned!
ANGEL: I taught you to always guard your perimeter. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should have someone out there.
SPIKE: I did. I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you?
ANGEL: Everything.
SPIKE: Yeah. Come up against this Slayer yet?
ANGEL: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog 'I'm all tortured' act. Keeps her off my back when I feed! (laughs)
SPIKE: (laughing) People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!
XANDER: I knew you were lying. Undead liar guy.
ANGEL: Wanna bite before we kill her?
(...)
SPIKE: I haven't seen you in the killing fields for an age.
ANGEL: I'm not much for company.
SPIKE: No, you never were. So, why're you so scared of this Slayer?
ANGEL: Scared?
SPIKE: Yeah. Time was you would've taken her out in a heartbeat. Now look at you. I bet this, uh, tortured thing is an act, right? You're not... housebroken?
ANGEL: I saw her kill the Master. Hey, you think you can take her alone? Be my guest. I'll just feed and run.
SPIKE: Don't be silly! We're all friends. We'll do it together. Let's drink to it.
(They both slowly lean in to Xander's neck. At the last moment Spike punches Angel in the face)
SPIKE: You think you can fool me?! You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda!
ANGEL: Things change.
SPIKE: Not us! Not demons! Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom! Come on, people! This isn't a spectator sport!
written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/15school.html