(Riley strides purposefully through the mist-shrouded trees toward the crypt where the vampires are still partying. The Rocker Vampire is regaling his companions with his tale of fighting and besting a Slayer)

ROCKER VAMPIRE: Killed with her own weapon!They ought to put this (stake) in a museum!

(The door bangs open and Riley walks confidently in.)

RILEY: You know what they put in museums? Mostly dead things.

(Riley stakes the Rocker Vamp, then leaves a live grenade to take out the rest.)

• Buffy & Riley

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/85foolforlove.html