WILLOW: Ooh, candy bars! Lots of 'em!

XANDER: Principal Snyder, thank you! You weren't visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, by any chance?

SNYDER: It's band candy.

BUFFY: Let's hear it for the band, huh? Very generous.

SNYDER: You will sell it to raise money for the marching band. They need new uniforms.

XANDER: Yeah. Those tall, fuzzy hats ain't cheap, huh?

OZ: But they go with everything.

BUFFY: I'm sure we love the idea of going all Willy Loman, but we're not in the band.

SNYDER: And if I'd handed you a trombone, that would've been a problem, Summers. It's candy. Sell it.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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