Dracula: you will be my emissary from Buffy vs. Dracula (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
XANDER: Great. Perfect. You know what? You're not so big. One round of old-fashioned fisticuffs, you'd fold like a bitty baby. (rolls up sleeves) Okay, let's do it. And no poofing. Come on, puffy shirt. Pucker on up, cause you can kiss your pale ass-
DRACULA: Silence.
XANDER: Yes master. (Shakes head) No, that's not-
DRACULA: (lifts a hand) You will be my emissary, my eyes and ears in daylight.
XANDER: Your emissary?
DRACULA: Serve me well. You will be rewarded. I will make you an immortal. A child of darkness that feeds on life itself... on blood.
XANDER: (in Dracula's accent) "Blood"? Yes! Yes! I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. Or master. I'll just stick with master.
DRACULA: You are strange and off-putting. Go now.
(Xander nods, turns to go, turns back.)
XANDER: But master, how can I find-
(he sees Dracula is gone)
XANDER: Brilliant. What an exit! Guy's a genius!
(Giggles crazily and walks away)
written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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