Deevak: Survival of the fittest, bro, and right now you're not looking too fit. from First Impressions (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
(A garage. Angel's car.)
CORDELIA: There is a God! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
GUNN: Great. You drive it out of here I follow you home.
CORDELIA: Just as soon as I find the keys.
GUNN: You don't have the keys?
CORDELIA: Well, I-I kind of left them in the car when I went in to save you. I thought you were in danger. Every second counted.
GUNN: You know, I got to tell you, you are one high-maintenance chick.
CORDELIA: The keys are here. (looking through car) Somewhere.
GUNN: You are killing me!
CORDELIA: Can't you - you know - hot wire it?
GUNN: Just 'cause I know some car thieves don't mean I am one.
CORDELIA: Hey instead of being high-moral-ground boy, why don't you help me find them?
DEEVAK: (rattling keys) Looking for these?
GUNN: (to Cordelia) Go.
CORDELIA: Not a chance.
GUNN: Go!
CORDELIA: I'm not leaving you!
DEEVAK: How touching. A woman willing to die with her man.
CORDELIA: Oh, no. He's not my man. He-he's just a friend. And, about the 'willing to die' part...
GUNN: You must be Deevak. They told me you was ugly but - damn.
DEEVAK: And you're the big bad Gunn. Heard you were looking for me.
(Deevak grabs Gunn by the throat, lifts him up.)
CORDELIA: Hey!
DEEVAK: You found me.
(Cordelia pulls out her axe, hits Deevak, he catches her wrist.)
DEEVAK: How does it feel to finally meet up with someone even nastier than you? Oh, not good by the sound of it.
CORDELIA: Stop it! You're killing him!
(Deevak morphs into Jameel.)
DEEVAK/JAMEEL: Survival of the fittest, bro, and right now you're not looking too fit.
(Cordelia maces Deevak/Jameel's eyes. He releases them.)
CORDELIA: Gunn.
(Jameel morphs back into Deevak.)
CORDELIA: Oh my God.
(Angel and Wesley arrive. Huge fight.)
ANGEL: Cordy, axe!
(Our heroes win. Vamps and Deevak lose - terminally.)
(Cut to later.)
ANGEL: Cheers.
WESLEY: Angel! Angel look. I found your keys. Unfortunately this substance doesn't appear to be coming off.
ANGEL: What's that?
WESLEY: Demon blood, or demon puss, or possibly both.
(Tries to get Angel to take the keys.)
ANGEL: Cheers, easy. Anyone know how to hot wire a car?
GUNN: Hey.
CORDELIA: Hey.
GUNN: Well, you finally saved my life. I guess I should say thanks.
CORDELIA: Yes, you should, and no - I didn't.
GUNN: What?
CORDELIA: Deevak wasn't the danger my vision was warning me about.
GUNN: He wasn't?
CORDELIA: No.
GUNN: Then what was?
CORDELIA: I'm looking at it. It's you, Charles. You're the danger.
GUNN: Excuse me?
CORDELIA: It's how you life your life. You don't just face danger, you create it. You're on a self destruct mission - unless you get some help.
GUNN: I ain't buying none of this Dionne Warwick crap.
CORDELIA: You know it's true. You need some serious saving. Looks like I've got my work cut out for me.
GUNN: Oh, is that right?
CORDELIA: Well, yeah. Better just plan on having me in your life for a while. At least until you find some peace.
GUNN: Could be a while.
CORDELIA: That's okay. Helping people, that's what me and my friends do.
GUNN: Well, lucky me.
CORDELIA: Hey. How about that thank you?
written by: Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Ann.. Full transcript at:
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