[6]

(pub)

BUFFY: This good. Ooh, good! enough.

Guy#1: Still more is good.

BUFFY: Yeah. Foamy.

Guy#3: You should come to our class on big thinking. It's good.

(They all laugh. Cut to Xander at the bar. A girl approaches with a cigarette)

Girl: Boy, I'm having the worst day. You got a light?

(Xander, worried about Buffy, misses his intro and just points to a no-smoking sign. back at Buffy's table...)

Guy#1: I like girls.

BUFFY: You stupid.

Guy#1: No, you stupid

BUFFY: smelly head.

[7]

(later)

Guy#1: Stupid.

Guy#2: No, you stupid.

BUFFY: No you. (They all laugh)

(Xander puts some music on the jukebox.)

BUFFY: You (they all laugh)

BUFFY: Hey!

(She runs over to him and looks confused. She bangs on the jukebox and laughs.)

BUFFY: Thing. Like it.

XANDER: It's time to go home Buffy.

BUFFY: Want more singing. Want more beer.

XANDER: No, I've cut you off.

BUFFY: Did it hurt?

XANDER: Out you go.

(Xander picks her up and starts carrying her to the door. She struggles. Final she walks to the door with him.)

BUFFY: Ow, oh, want beer. Like beer. Beer good.

XANDER: Beer Bad. Bad, bad beer. What the hell am I saying? Buffy, go home and go to bed.

BUFFY: Say bye (pushes him)

XANDER: Bye

BUFFY: Bye (she leaves)

Guy#1: Hey, where'd girl go?

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Lilybunny (lilybunny@hotmail.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/61beerbad.html