Wesley: (translating, badly) I am not a bucket head. from Players (Season 4) | Next Clip in Episode |
ANGEL: You know, this would be a lot easier if you two weren't hovering.
FRED: (simultaneously with Wesley) No rush.
WESLEY: (simultaneously with Fred) Take your time.
ANGEL: I think that's it.
(pushes his sketch pad forward)
CORDELIA: (walks into the office) What's it?
ANGEL: The passage from Lilah's Beasty book. The one Angelus destroyed after the big boomy voice threatened to re-ensoul him.
FRED: Angel's been visualizing the text, trying to recreate it.
ANGEL: Just, you know, a little thing I can do.
CORDELIA: You think there was something in that book that high-and-spitey didn't want us to know about?
ANGEL: He's definitely hiding something.
WESLEY: I recognize the text. It's early Fallorian code system. Let's see... (translating) The green cart-like vehicle eats...
(Cordy surreptitiously prepares to 'accidently' spill coffee on the drawing)
WESLEY: (translating) I am not a bucket head.
ANGEL: Damn it!
WESLEY: It's a tricky language. An inverted serif can alter the meaning of an entire passage.
CORDELIA: What now?
ANGEL: I try again.
(...)
ANGEL: Try this one.
WESLEY: (reads the page) Something about strangling poultry.
ANGEL: That's it. I gotta get out of here.
LORNE: Ah ah ah. Easy does it, compadre. No huffy exits before (singsongy) I spill the joyous news.
ANGEL: About the baby?
CORDELIA: About El Jefe?
LORNE: Uh, no and no. My sources got nothing on mystical birthin' or the big Kahuna. But Wanda—that demon you recommended—what a peach, by the way. Anyway, she sold me this cleansing abracadabra to clear my muddled mind.
FRED: You're empathic again?
LORNE: Please... (holds up a long black cloak) you think this Dungeons & Dragons cloak is a fashion statement? I got to do this whole song and dance—
WESLEY: Well, we're getting nowhere. If you need extra hands...
LORNE: Sorry, I can only take my two. Ritual has to be performed solo. Just me and my shadow, secluded in a dark, dusty nowhere land. Ugh. But the upside is, I should be all systems go come sunrise.
CORDELIA: (faking hopefulness) Then you'll be able to read me?
LORNE: No worries, dumpling. Come morning, I will be a lean, mean, belly-reading machine.
written by: Jeffrey Bell & Sarah Fain & Elizabeth Craft; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/82_tran.php