Radio: (voice over) Another uninterrupted 40-minute-block. You are listening to LA?s only alternative KLA-Rock. It?s 11:05, do you know what your karma is?

CORDELIA: This is so awesome. Our first walk-in client. Everything is going according to plan! See girl in distress, see Angel save girl from druggy/stalker boyfriend, and see...Invoice! Ta-da!

CORDELIA: What?

DOYLE: Nothing. You?re doing a lovely job there. Looks very official.

CORDELIA: So why are you not rejoicing at our first paying client?

DOYLE: Because that?s not money you?re holding in your hand there, darling, that?s mail. There?s a big difference between that and actually getting paid.

CORDELIA: But she has to pay! Invoice! That?s the rule of our whole, like, society!

DOYLE: Defaulting? That?s another popular rule in our society, especially with the down-and-outs. Not that I?ve perpetrated said heinousness myself...

CORDELIA: So what are you saying? Why bother?

DOYLE: All I?m saying is that if we?re ever going to take that cruise to the Bahamas together, we?re going to need a lot more clients of means.

CORDELIA: And an alternate reality in which you are Matthew McConaughey.

• Cordelia & Doyle
• Cordelia's unique world views
• Money, Finances, etc

written by: Douglas Petrie; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked by M'lyn.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/03_tran.shtml