OFFICE GIRL #1: Burkle's always giving Mr. Gunn the eye. Heard they used to be a thing.

OFFICE GIRL #2: I don't know. Alice said she and that Knox guy are pretty friendly.

OFFICE GIRL #1: Maybe she's sleeping with both of 'em!

OFFICE GIRL #2: That's what I'd do. (giggles)

HARMONY: Don't forget about Wesley. I get the vibe that he's, like, totally crushing over Fred.

OFFICE GIRL #1: (scoffs) Mr. Wyndam-Pryce? Everyone knows he's— (gasps upon seeing Dan walk up with a huge basket full of food) Muffins!

DAN: They're from Lorne. Actually from Shaq, but Lorne's declared his office a carb-free zone.

OFFICE GIRL #2: He's totally grooming you.

DAN: You think? He does call me Dan the man.

HARMONY: Angel grooms me, too.

OFFICE GIRL #2: (whispers to her friend) Explains the haircut.

HARMONY: I'm his right arm. He's taking me places. (her cell phone rings) We're so connected. (to phone) Yeah, boss.

ANGEL: (on the cell phone) Harmony, get the hell down here. Now! Why can't you do anything right—

HARMONY: (faking a smile) Uh, sure. No, no trouble at all. That's what I'm here for. Bye.

written by: Sarah Fain and Elizabeth Craft; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
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