HUSBAND: (nervous) I'm sure we can work something out.

WIFE: A deal of some sort. Anything you want.

BUFFY: I always wanted a pony. Oh. You weren't really speaking to me, were you? My bad. Well, as long as I'm here... (surprised) Wow. A mugging. Haven't gotten one of those in a while. Usually it's blood, and with the horror ... just a good old-fashioned mugging. Kinda sweet actually. Oh, uh, probably not for you. Here. (gives the woman her purse) Go. Now. (they do, muggers attack Buffy)Not too sweet for you either, huh? (mugger getting up) But come on, rush me. It'll be funny.

SPIKE: (leaping onto the mugger) Yaah!

BUFFY: No! Gah! Oh!

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com); action descriptions shortned by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/109smashed.html