(Spike barges into Angel's office, walks over his furniture before sprawling in it)

SPIKE: Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start.

ANGEL: Look, I can't do this anymore.

SPIKE: Admitting defeat, are you?

ANGEL: You and me. This isn't working out.

SPIKE: (mock hurt) Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

ANGEL: I'm saying you should go.

SPIKE: You really can't stand the competition, can you?

ANGEL: That isn't the— The way I figure it, Lindsey brought you back as a spirit bound to this place so you'd become...invested in it. He only made you corporeal again once you'd gotten used to it, attached to it.

SPIKE: I'm not attached. I just don't have anywhere else to go.

ANGEL: What if you did? Look, Wolfram & Hart has got offices in every major city in the world, and a lot more out of it. I'll give you the resources you need to go anywhere: cars, gadgets, expense accounts. You fight the good fight, but... in style. And, if possible, in Outer Mongolia.

SPIKE: Roving agent. Sort of a 007 without the poncy tux. Go anywhere I want?

ANGEL: Anywhere. Everywhere.

SPIKE: Hmm. Anywhere but here.

• Angel & Spike

written by: Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
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