BLONDE: So you guys really know the doorman? I mean, you can get us into the Lido?

VAMP 1: I don't want to go clubbing anymore. I want to party, right here.

BLONDE: Hey, back off!

VAMP 1: Hey, shut up and die!

ANGEL: (drunkely) Excuse me. 'Scuse me. I'm sorry. Anyone seen my car? It's big and shiny?

VAMP 1: Piss off, pal!

(Angel staggers towards him. Vamp growls in his face)

ANGEL: Uhh, breath mint?

(throws a punch at Angel, fight begins. Angel dusts 2. The third hits him in the face with a trash can)

ANGEL: You shouldn't have done that.

(fight continues, Angel sends the last vamp flying)

BLONDE: (to Angel's back) Oh, my god! They were...

ANGEL: Go home.

BLONDE: Thank you.

(Angel turns, vamp-faced, tempted by her bleeding cut)

ANGEL:(snarls) Get away from me.

(stalks dramatically off, staking the last vamp in passing)

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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