JENNY: Oh! Thank you so much for loaning me the Forrester book. It's wonderful!

GILES: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

JENNY: Yeah, it was so romantic, so evocative.

GILES: That edition was my father's. I, I, I must've read it... twenty times.

JENNY: Yeah, y'know how you have to, to dog-ear your favorite pages so you can go back to them?

GILES: Uh, uh, uh, what?

JENNY: Well, I mean, I-I practically had to fold back every single page. So finally I just, I just started underlining all the pages I really wanted to discuss.

GILES: U-u-underlined...?

JENNY: But then, of course, I spilled coffee all over it, I can't even read it...

GILES: It's a first edition!

JENNY: I'm lying, Rupert. The book's fine. I just love to see you squirm.

GILES: Yes, well, I, uh... trust I gave good... squirm.

JENNY: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy-duddy?

GILES: Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.

JENNY: Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy-duddy?

GILES: Well, no. Actually that, that part usually gets left out. I c-can't imagine why.

JENNY: This weekend.

GILES: Would you like to go out?

JENNY: Mm, no, I think I'd like to stay in.

GILES: Uh, this, Saturday, then.

JENNY: Saturday night. I'll see if I can make you squirm.

• Giles & Jenny

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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