WARREN: Gentlemen. The Orbs of Nezzla'khan. Strength. Invulnerability. The deluxe package.

ANDREW: They're everything I've ever dreamed of.

JONATHAN: You know those have been down here for like a zillion years. How do we know they'll still work --

WARREN: (activating the orbs) They work.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; No transcript available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. . Full transcript at: