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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Giles to Buffy: leave your mum alone & sod off from Band Candy (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Joyce & Giles, lip-locked)
BUFFY: Mom? Giles?!
GILES: Go away. We're busy.
BUFFY: Mom! (pulls her away)
JOYCE: Hey!
BUFFY: Where did you get that coat? Never mind. Listen...
GILES: Back off!
BUFFY: Giles, think about this. You wanna fight me, or you wanna let me talk to my mother? (backs down) Mom, look at me. Do you know who I am?
JOYCE: Of course. You're Buffy. Hey, look. They're, they're giving away candy. You want some candy?
BUFFY: No, I don't! And you don't need any more, either.
JOYCE: I'm fine. I can have more if I want.
BUFFY: You are *not* fine. You need to go home.
JOYCE: Screw you. I want candy!
BUFFY: Mom!
JOYCE: You wanna slay stuff, and *I'm* not allowed to do anything about it. Well, this is what *I* wanna do, so get off my back!
BUFFY: Mom, please, this is...
GILES: Oh, for God's sake. Just let your mum have the sodding candy. C'mon, Joyce...
BUFFY: Mom, look at your car. Look at that dent the size of New Brunswick. I did that.
JOYCE: Oh, my God. What was I thinking when I bought the *Geek* Machine?
BUFFY: Listen to me. You need...
GILES: (interrupts) No, you listen to me. I'm your Watcher, so you do what I tell you. Now, sod off!
BUFFY: (sternly) Take her home.
written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/40bandcandy.html