(Warren's house. The unveiling of the Buffybot, a vision in pink)

SPIKE: Some say it's better'n the real thing.

WARREN: (nervous) Better than the real thing.

SPIKE: She looks good, but what about the rest? A little walk, a little talk... perhaps a zippy cartwheel...

WARREN: Hey, she's, uh, great. You'll be real happy, I swear, she's got everything you asked for. All the extra programming, tons of real-world knowledge, the profiles you gave me about her family and friends.

SPIKE: *All* the extra programming, right?

WARREN: Ah, the, the stuff that you wanted, the, uh, scenario responses, you know, the, uh, uh, special ... skills ... (nervous laugh) All of it. Now, you said that I could leave-

(Warren tries to go past but Spike grabs his arm.)

SPIKE: Wait. I'm not sure I'm a satisfied customer. She looks a little shiny to me, you know, uh... touch of plasticine...

(The eyes pop open.)

BUFFYBOT: Spike? Oh, Spike!

(She hurries over to Spike, puts her hands on his shoulders and kisses him on the mouth. She pulls back, still with a big smile.)

SPIKE: She'll do.

• BuffyBot

written by: Jane Espenson; Haven't found a transcript yet, so am just typing up my favorite exchanges as time allows.... Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/96intervention.html