JONATHAN: ...wow.

ANDREW: Yeah, she's ... really cute.

WARREN: Cute? Look at her, man! The shape of her lips. The smooth, silky skin. The way her nose- the way her nose crinkles when she laughs... (softly) She's perfect.

JONATHAN: Yeah.

ANDREW: She's totally hot.

KATRINA: (still staring ahead blankly) So are you, Master.

ANDREW: (surprised) You think so?

KATRINA: Oh yes, Master.

JONATHAN: Okay ... so ... how do we ... you know.

ANDREW: Who gets to...

WARREN: I do.

ANDREW: That's not fair.

JONATHAN: Dude, you didn't call it.

WARREN: Oh, I don't have to call it, Sparky. She's mine. But don't worry. You can play with her all you want ... after I'm done with her.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). . Full transcript at:
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