MASTER: Is this for me?

Luke: An offering, Master.

DARLA: He's a good one! His blood is pure!

MASTER: You've tasted it. I'm your... faithful dog. You bring me scraps.

DARLA: I, I didn't mean it...

MASTER: I have waited. For three score years I have waited. While you come and go I am stuck here, here in this house of... worship! My ascension is almost at hand. Pray that when it comes... (takes Darla by the neck) I'm in a better mood.

DARLA: Master, forgive me! We had more offerings, but there was trouble. A girl!

Luke: And there was a girl. She fought well and she knew of our breed. It is possible that she may be...

MASTER: ...a Slayer!

• Buffy vs the Master

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/02harvest.html