(Xander walks in on Spike & Invisible Buffy in bed)

XANDER: Spike? Spike? What are you doing?

SPIKE: What am I ... What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I? (does "push-ups")

XANDER: Exercising. Naked. In bed.

SPIKE: A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. Gotta keep fit for the killing.

XANDER: Yuh-huh. Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs. Mini-disaster area.

SPIKE: So what, you just come here to criticize my housekeeping?

XANDER: No, uh, no. I'm looking for Buf-

SPIKE: Haven't seen her.

XANDER: Well, uh, you wouldn't. The fact is, she's come down with a slight case of invisibility.

SPIKE: (fake surprise) Yeah? How did, uh...

XANDER: We don't know yet. Anyway, she's not at the house, and I really, really need to find her.

SPIKE: (fending off Buffy's distractions) Uh, tell you what, I'll ... take a peek around first chance I get... and if we bump into each other, I'll clue her that you're on the lookout.

XANDER: After your ... exercises.

SPIKE: Yeah, right.

XANDER: You know, kidding aside, Spike ... you really should get a girlfriend.

• Xander & Spike

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
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