XANDER: You don't know what you're talking about.

WILLOW: Xander, he was obviously in charge.

XANDER: He was a puppet! She was using him!

WILLOW: He didn't seem like the type of guy who would let himself be used.

XANDER: Well, that was her genius! He didn't even know he was playing second fiddle. Buffy.

BUFFY: Huh?

XANDER: Who was the real power? The Captain, or Tennille?

BUFFY: Ummm... Who are these people?

XANDER: The Captain and Tennille? Boy, somebody was raised in a culture-free environment!

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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