LORNE: I thought maybe I'd seen you walk away for the last time. You doing okay?

ANGEL: Yeah.

LORNE: Once more with less feeling.

ANGEL: I guess I'm a little, ah, uhm -- rocky.

LORNE: You're Rocky and Rocky II and half of the one with Mister T. Tell me about it.

ANGEL: I just ... I-I feel this ... like I have to do something, and if I don't let it out I'll explode, and then when I do something, it feels, ah -- I-I think, maybe this, this is it. I ... (hangs his head) I'll sing if I have to.

GUNN: Wait. Are you saying ... Is he gonna sing? Oh God, is Angel gonna sing?

LORNE: You don't have to sing. A break for you, a break for me, and a break for Mr. Manilow.

ANGEL: (as Lorne scribbles on a notepad) Okay. Um. If you're sure.

LORNE: Poor Angelito. Here.

ANGEL: (takes the paper) What's this?

LORNE: An address in Ojai. A friend of mine, even though, does he ever call? Does he ever write? Good guy, though. You ever hear of the T'ish Magev?

LORNE: (as a man hands him a drink) Thank you, Ramone. I was just thinking I'd rather be drinking. (to Angel) He's a treasure.

ANGEL: The T'ish Magev ... he's like ... a swami, sort of, right? Very powerful ... This is his address.

LORNE: I'm sending you to him. You need more than I can do for you. This guy ... he'll shock your chakras, fillet your soul ... whatever you need. Go to him.

LORNE: (as the guys on stage finish singing) Lovely! That was Cher-riffic, boys!

ANGEL: (to the trio at the table) We're going. I don't have to sing.

CORDELIA: Oh thank God! (Angel looks at her) I -- I mean for your sake, because I know you don't like to do that.

• Angel & Lorne (the Host)

written by: Jane Espenson; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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