TRICK: Competition. Competition is a beautiful thing. It makes us strive. It... makes us accomplish. Occasionally, it makes us kill. We all have the desire to win. Whether we're human... vampire... ...and whatever the hell you are, my brother. You got them spiny-looking head things. I ain't never seen that before.

Kulak: I am Kulak, of the Miquot Clan.

TRICK: Isn't that nice. Point is, you're all here for the same reason.

Lyle: Well, it sure ain't no philosophy class, now, is it?

TRICK: Mr. Gorch, my account statement says that your deposit has not yet been made.

Lyle: Well, me and Candy... we blowin' our whole honeymoon stash on this little game here.

TRICK: They're dirty.

Lyle: They're nonconsecutive.

TRICK: The games will begin in a few days' time. The first target, Buffy, you've all seen. The second, Faith, is... a little more elusive. But they will both be together and ready for the killing, and that is a money-back guarantee. Ladies, gentlemen, spiny-headed looking creatures, welcome to SlayerFest '98!

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/39homecoming.html