(Wes and Gunn are sneaking along a deserted corridor in the castle.)

WESLEY: (to Cordelia) Hurry up.

(Cordy strides after them, her hands full of jewels and other stuff like that.)

CORDELIA: If you ever find a way to get us out of here, I want you to find me a dimension where some demons *doesn't* want to impregnate me with its spawn! Is that just too much to ask? What is it about me anyway? Do I put out some kind of come 'shuk' me vibe? I mean, you'd tell me, right?

(Wes and Gunn are pulling a stone trap door in the floor open to reveal some nauseous liquid sloshing around at the bottom of it.)

CORDELIA: Okay. Smells like I'll be mating with the groosalug.

WESLEY: You can do this, Cordelia. The sewage system empties out beyond the castle. It's our only sure bet. Just - hold your breath.

CORDELIA: Why can't we use the front door?

GUNN: You really think you'd be able to get your booty out the front door?

CORDELIA: Hey!

GUNN: (indicates the stuff she's carrying) *That* booty.

CORDELIA: Oh. I just wanted a little something to remember my reign by. Is that so wrong?

GUNN: (groaning as he drops into sewer) Ooh - god.

WESLEY: (holding out his hands to Cordelia) Come on.

CORDELIA: You first.

WESLEY: (dropping into sewer) Eew!

(Cordy eyes the opening then slowly maneuvers herself into place to climb down.)

SILAS: We've been looking for you, majesty. (Coming up, with guards.) Someone must speak to the servants about leaving that door open.

(One of the guards shuts it.)

CORDELIA: Uh. Yeah. It's kind of whiffy in there. (Looks down at the stuff she is carrying) Oh. Ah. I just thought I would have this stuff - appraised!

SILAS: Your majesty, the groosalug approaches.

CORDELIA: Oh. - Good.

(Cut to outside the castle, where Wesley and Gunn emerge from the sewer.)

WESLEY: She didn't make it.

GUNN: Now what?

WESLEY: We find Angel.

• Funnies

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