DOCTOR: Charles Gunn?

GUNN: (reading a magazine) Hold on a sec. This is deep stuff. Looks like Demi might be breaking up with Emilio.

DOCTOR: I'm afraid the magazines are a little out of date.

GUNN: Then you shouldn't keep people waiting for 5 hours.

DOCTOR: Not nervous, are we?

(looking around at the scary lab equipment)

GUNN: No. Definitely past nervous here.

DOCTOR: So...I understand you were in the white room. Spoke with the conduit himself.

GUNN: That's between me and the big cat. We gonna do this thing?

DOCTOR: By all means. Please... remove your shirt.

(...)

(Gunn's painful looking procedure takes a break. A nurse hands him something to drink)

DOCTOR: Uh-uh-uh! Slowly, slowly. Do you want to stop?

GUNN: Are we finished?

DOCTOR: Not quite yet.

GUNN: Then shut up and do it.

(treatment continues)

• Gunn's instant lawyerhood

written by: Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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