XANDER: Come on! Wait up. Anya! What's wrong with you?

ANYA: Why don't you ask your best friend Spiderman? You know, if you're not going to support me-

XANDER: I'm supportive! I'm totally supportive! I'm a flying buttress of support!

ANYA: No you're not.

XANDER: This is because I haven't told them yet about the engagement, isn't it?

ANYA: No. Maybe. Yes! It's painful and confusing! I mean, first you, you give me this beautiful ring ...and then I can't even wear it in public. I mean, do you know how depressing that is?

XANDER: Anya, I promise, your waiting days are almost over. I, I know it's frustrating ... but the way I understand this marriage thing, it's kind of a forever deal.

ANYA: Not if you never get started. I mean, don't you want to get married?

XANDER: Yes.

ANYA: So then why won't you tell them?

XANDER: Because ... I'm still getting used to the miracle of a steady paycheck. And getting out of my parents' house. And this ... this husband thing ... it's a big step. Or ... a lot of little ones. And ... and I love you so much ... I just want ... every step to be just right.

ANYA: (melting) Really? (they kiss, but then she jerks back, mad) Hey! You tricked me! Just now, w-with your fancy talk and, and lips! You keep doing this, and I keep forgetting, and you keep stalling! (stalks off)

XANDER: Anya!

ANYA: When are you going to grow up, Xander?

• Xander & Anya

written by: Douglas Petrie and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/104flooded.html