DAWN: My friend Janice? Her sister's a lawyer.

XANDER: You think I should sue over the burger? That's interesting.

DAWN: No, I just mean... (sighs) Buffy's never gonna be a lawyer, or a doctor. Anything big.

XANDER: She's a Slayer. She saves the whole world. That's way bigger.

DAWN: But that means she's gonna have like crap jobs her entire life, right? Minimum wage stuff. I mean, I could still grow up to be anything. But for her ... this is it.

XANDER: Okay, but maybe you'll be a lawyer or a doctor, and you can use all your money to support your deadbeat sister.

DAWN: (sarcastic) Oh, that's terrifically better. Thanks.

• Buffy & Dawn

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/112doublemeatpalace.html