(Cordelia's apartment.)

WESLEY: It's the biggest thing you've ever seen.

GUNN: And me and English here are just getting stomped, just ducking flames.

WESLEY: It hurls me into the outflow drain...

GUNN: OH and then you come crawling back, stinking, screaming curses. The mouth on this boy!

WESLEY: And Gunn hits him from behind, yelling 'look at us when we kill you!' and both its heads turn...

GUNN: Then 'shronk!' Wes buries his ax in the head number one.

WESLEY: And Gunn is running him through, pulling out intestines the size of your leg!

GUNN: We turned him in-side out!

WESLEY: Ha, haah!

CORDELIA: You weren't scared?

WESLEY: Oh, Mother in Heaven.

GUNN: Pants wetting, praising the Lord to save you kind of scared. All right?

CORDELIA: Oh, but you did it.

GUNN: No. We did it. All of us.

WESLEY: All of us together.

GUNN: (proposing a toast) To us.

WESLEY: To us.

CORDELIA: To us.

(They drink.)

CORDELIA: Um, I did something. I hope you guys don't mind. I started looking for an office, you know, for our new agency.

WESLEY: Our new agency?

GUNN: Our new agency.

CORDELIA: There is this little place, not that far from here? It's not much, but...

GUNN: So why're we still here?

WESLEY: Lets go!

GUNN: Come on. Our new agency.

WESLEY: The Wyndham-Price Agency.

CORDELIA and GUNN: The what?

WESLEY: You don't like it? It's classy.

CORDELIA: It's stuffy. The Chase Agency! *That* has the right ring.

WESLEY: Why?

CORDELIA: Because it's my name.

GUNN: Uh, Wes, Ms. Chase, alright, there's only one player here with the name that strikes dread in the demon heart.

(Points at himself.)

CORDELIA: GUNN?

GUNN: Mmn-huh.

CORDELIA: Oh, yeah, that's so original. (Starts to dance and sing) I got a gun and my name is Gunn...

WESLEY: Wyndham-Price says everything you need to know...

CORDELIA and GUNN: Shut up!

• Angel Investigations
• Funnies
• Wesley & Gunn

written by: Mere Smith & Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Ann.. Full transcript at:
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