(Angel emerges, naked, from his shower to find Eve sitting on his bed)

EVE: Hi. Uh, the door was open. Well, unlocked. Well... I had a key.

(Angel holds out his hand; Eve gives him the key, which he throws on the table)

EVE: So, uh, wow. You take a long shower for a guy. Were we having some gentlemen's time?

ANGEL: Gentlemen's?

EVE: I mean, I understand. You're running the whole circus now, a lot of pressure, especially with your hands-on policy. No pun intended. I'm sure you could use a release.

ANGEL: No releasing, just bathing. That's what one does after bashing open a demonic piņata full of rancid Tabasco. What do you want, Eve?

EVE: You stood me up. We had a 7:30, Angel, a meeting.

ANGEL: Oh. Right. Uh... I'll get my pants.

• Angel vs Eve

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x05_tran.php