(studying a diagram of seating arrangements)

XANDER: What happened to Buffy? She's gone.

ANYA: She's right here.

ANYA: Table four. I put her with your family.

XANDER: Great. Except, we don't hate Buffy. Let's put her back at table one.

ANYA: Well, where do I put D'Hoffryn?

XANDER: We're not inviting D'Hoffryn.

ANYA: We have to, he's my ex-boss! You're inviting your work buddies.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: She's got a point.

XANDER: Hey, Buffy... Where ... where are you?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: At table four, apparently.

ANYA: Well, that remains to be seen. Like you.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Don't strain yourself looking, Xander. I'm invisible girl. (Xander sticks out his arms looking for her. Finds her.) Uh, Xander?

XANDER: Sorry! (to Anya) Her clothes are ... invisible ... too. Buffy, how did this hap ... wait a sec, have you been feeling ... ignored lately?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Yeah, ignored. I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal. I don't know what happened. I left Main Street after getting my hair cut, and-

ANYA: You cut your hair?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Oh, yeah!

ANYA: Really? How short?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Um, about up to here ... well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders.

ANYA: Ahh, that sounds so adorable! I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wed-

XANDER: Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? This is serious.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: I know. It kind of fits the day I've had. (playing with 2 baseball-sized balls) Willow's still a wreck, Dawn's mad at both of us, and the social services lady put me through a wringer. Says she's gonna watch me. I'd like to see her try now. You know, there may be an upside to no-see-me.

XANDER: Buff, did you say anyone, or ... anything suspicious before you ... cleared out?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Nope, didn't see nothin'. (laughs) See what I did there, with the eyeballs?

ANYA: Why would anyone make her invisible anyway? I mean, invisible Slayer's gotta be way more effective than the standard variety.

XANDER: Yeah, I'm less with the why and more with the how. We get the how, then we got how to make her unseen sight seen again, right?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: (making a skull float & talk) 'Saright!

XANDER: Buffy, could you focus please?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: I am! Just ... this is kind of fun.

ANYA: Well, it would help if we had a little bit more to go on. Or ... anything to go on.

XANDER: Well, I could go check the spot where Buffy disappeared. Snoop for clues.

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Yeah, right. Uh, hey, you know what? I'm just gonna ... go for a walk.

XANDER: A walk?

INVISIBLE BUFFY: Yeah. Um, clear my head. You guys keep working on those whats and hows. (laughs) Clear my head.

XANDER: Buffy! (she leaves)

ANYA: Well, seems pretty obvious it's some kind of spell that's done this to her.

XANDER: Spell from who? You said it yourself, it makes no sense for one of her enemies to make her invisible.

ANYA: Maybe it's a mistake.

XANDER: A magical mistake. Who'd be messing with that kind of pow-

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
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