Morgan: (as Sid) Hey Morgan, would you like to tell some jokes? (as himself) Would I! (as Sid) As a matter of fact, it is! It's also a wood nose, and a wood mouth! (as Sid) I didn't sleep at all last night.

Sid: Alright, time out. Let's stop this before someone gets hurt. (to Morgan) Kid, you are the worst. Even I can see your lips move.

Morgan: C'mon, Sid. You're spoiling my act. I worked on these jokes for weeks.

Sid: You call those jokes? My jockey shorts are made out of better material. And they're edible!

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/09puppet.html